me on the phone with the telemarketers: no i will not buy your product, but would you be interested in buying my product? it’s a federal law to block you from annoying me and my small dog
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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
I fucking ugly laughed so hard
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DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE
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Space is huge man, they gotta.
Young Bloods // Facebook // Instagram
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*picture of a vagina and a butthole* “buy these socks” -an ad by american apparel
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I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
This is so kind of them
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it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?
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